Showing posts with label Chinese Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chinese Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Slow Read Chinese -- Learn Chinese Character


认字
一天晚上,吃过晚饭后,父亲用手指蘸了茶水在饭桌上写了一个“一” 字,让刚学认字的儿子学习。
父亲说:“记住了,这是‘一’ 字”。
儿子看了看桌上的“一” 字,回答:“ 记住了。”
第二天中午,父亲正在拖地,看见儿子和邻居的小孩玩游戏,于是,把儿子叫了过来。父亲用拖把在地板上写了一个大大的“一” 字,问儿子:“ 这是什么字?”  儿子瞪大了眼,看了半天,没回答。
父亲着急了:“ 仔细想想,昨晚才教你的。” 儿子依旧一脸茫然,说:“ 不知道。”
父亲气急:“ 怎么会不知道呢? 这是‘一’ 字。 昨晚我用手指在饭桌上写的就是这个字。怎么就忘了?”
儿子一脸无辜,说道:“ 昨晚那么小, 今天就变这么大了,谁还认得出来。”


Learning Chinese Character
One evening, after finishing supper, father dipped his finger into the tea and wrote a Chinese character ‘一‘  on the dinner table. Then he asked his son, who just started learning Chinese character, to learn this character 一.
Father said, “ Remember, this character is yī .”
Son looked at the character and said, “I got it.”
The next day, at noon, the father was mopping the floor. When he saw his son and neighbor’s kid were playing a game, the father asked his son to come over and wrote a big 一 on the floor with the mop. He asked, “What character is this?” The son stared at the character for quite a while, without any answer.
The father lost his patience, said, “ Think again carefully. I just taught you last evening.”
Still, the son had no clue, said, “I don’t know.”
The father was a bit irritated. He said, “How come you don’t know? This character is yī , the one I wrote with my finger on the dinner table. How come you just forget?”
The son looked very innocent, said, “ It was so small last night. Now it becomes this big. No one can recognize it. ”

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Chinese idiom -- long hair short wit

今天我要向大家介绍一句常用的俗语: 头发长见识短。
Today I am going to introduce a Chinese idiom: long hair short wit.
这句俗语有一定程度的性别歧视。
This idiom has a certain degree of gender discrimination.
一些有大男子主义的人会使用这句话评论某位女士。
Some masculist people may comment a female with this idiom.
关于这句俗语的出处,我也不清楚。
I am not sure where this idiom came from.
但是,在日常生活中,你会常常听到这句俗语。
But you may often hear this idiom in daily life.
下面我们来看一则笑话,其中就出现了这句俗语。
Next, let's read a short joke, in which this idiom is used.

头发与智慧
Hair and wisdom


在看日本动画片《聪明的一休》的时侯,爸爸问10岁的儿子:"你说说,一休为什么那么聪明呢?” “因为他没有头发呀!” “头发与智慧有什么关系呢?” “你不是说妈妈头发长见识短吗?“
When watching the Japanese series Smart Yi Xiu, the dad asks the ten years old son, " Tell me, why Yi Xiu is so smart? " " Because he doesn't have hair. " " Is there any connection between the hair and wisdom? " " Is that you who say that mom has long hair and short wit? "

关于《聪明的一休》
About Smart Yi Xiu


《聪明的一休》是一部日本动画片。上个世纪八十年代从日本引进中国后,一度家喻户晓,得到人们广泛的欢迎。
Smart Yi Xiu was a Japanese cartoon TV series. It was very popular when it was introduced to China during the 1980's. 

这部动画片的主人公是聪明的小和尚一休。他曾经是皇子。时局的变动让他不得不在幼年时就离开了皇宫,离开了他的母亲,进入禅寺成为了一名小和尚。他聪明好学,勇敢机智,富有同情心,常常对抗豪强,帮助弱者。这部电视剧总共有296集,每一集都讲述一个生动有趣的故事。

This TV series tells the stories about Yi Xiu, a smart little monk. He used to be a prince. But he had to leave the palace and his mother, and became a monk in the temple because of the change of political situation. He was smart, diligent, brave, and compassionate. He always tried to help the poor and weak, fight with the tyranny. There are 296 episodes. Each episode tells an interesting story. 

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Drunken Man Came Home 醉汉回家

A warm reminder: click the video in this post, you will see the pinyin and hear my reading.

笑话一则  醉汉回家

A Joke --  Drunken Man Came Home


大年三十晚,王小二喝醉了酒,跌跌撞撞 东摇西晃回到自家门前。他伸手“啪啪”敲门,并大声喊:“这是王小二的家吗?”
他的妻子在屋里说:“是啊,不过他不在家,你明天再来吧!”
王小二摇摇头:“真不凑巧,那我就明天再来吧。”说完便又摇摇晃晃地走了。

On the Chinese New Year Eve, Wang Xiaoer was drunk. He wobbled back home. 'Bang, bang',  he slapped the door and yelled, "Is this Wang Xiaoer's home?"
His wife answered in the house, "Yes, but he is not home. You'd better come over tomorrow. "
Wang Xiaoer shook his head, " Well, then I will come over tomorrow." So he wobbled away...



词汇
Vocabulary

大年三十晚                     Chinese New Year Eve ( also known as  除夕)
跌跌撞撞                         Literally means fall on the ground and hit something; stagger along
东摇西晃                         Literally means sway toward east then west; dodder
摇摇晃晃                         wobbly

This is an interesting thing about this joke that three different words are used to describe the wobbly steps of a drunken person. 
跌跌撞撞   can be used as a verb. 
一路上,他跌跌撞撞,摔了不少跟头。
On the way here, he staggered along and fell quite a few times.
跌跌撞撞 can also be used as an adverb.
受伤的士兵跌跌撞撞地走了过来。
The wounded soldier walked over with wobbly steps.

东摇西晃  can be used as a verb.
地震了,墙上的挂件东摇西晃,纷纷掉了下来。
There was earthquake. All the decorations on the wall swayed back and forth, then fell down.
东摇西晃  can be used as an adverb.
那个醉鬼东摇西晃地走进了房间.
That drunken person staggered into the room.

摇摇晃晃  is more often used as adverb.
他在雪地里摇摇晃晃地走着。
He is staggering across the snow field.